John Laird

John Laird проживает в городе Павлодар, Казахстан. Родной город - greatest place on earth. Рожден в год Петуха по китайскому гороскопу, знак зодиака Водолей. В настоящий момент John 44 года. Из открытых источников получены следующие сведения: информация о высшем образовании.

Very well, where should i begin. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. a sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If i was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 15 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like shawn scrotum. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. From there...........

anything that is potentially life threatening. anything i have never done before and traveling to a country i have never been to before