Валентин Котик

Валентин Котик проживает в городе Москва, Россия. Родной город - тернопіль. Рожден в год Кролика по китайскому гороскопу, знак зодиака Козерог. В настоящий момент Валентину 38 лет, женат. Из открытых источников получены следующие сведения: информация о высшем и среднем образовании, карьере, родственниках.

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!" How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open. A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"